Interrogating a Priest [WINTER EVENT]

[Kogu Takayama]

Due to the sudden introduction of an Ice Age, the School Commissary has now risen host to a herd of shivering Masters and NPCs alike - there was one particular snowflake that stuck out, though. Alienated from the rest of the crowd stood a certain purple-haired warrior, who - until just a few moments ago - had been grinding down staircase railings on a halberd while performing gratuitous 360 degree kick flips.

Whilst giving his prized tool a quick whirl, Kogu led his fiery eyes over every inch of the hall. He then demanded, in a voice loud enough for everyone in the entire building to hear, "Sit still, residents of the Cell Moon. I have ascertained the roots of this icy cold!"

He turned to the direction of the till and started walking. Naturally, mouthes were agape; the majority of people in the room were dumbstruck by his declaration. As he passed, the crowd muttered words of wonder like, "Is he an idiot?" and "He can't actually be serious, can he?"

He reaches the till. Now, facing Kogu was a man tall enough to tower over most Servants; appearance-wise, he looked like a cross between a chef and a priest.

Righteously, the Crimson Blade raised his halberd towards the face of who he believed to be the perpetrator.

"Fuss it up, chef-priest; I know your game and my "Halberd of Blazing Inferno" here has you cornered! There's a large-scale black magic taking place inside of this commissary. It's sucking up all the heat in the nearby area and storing it in a confined space. And you are the culprit. Laugh if you wish, tyrant - or even try to run away. But know this, priest-chef: when I turn HyperKogu, there will be no escaping my wrath. My halberd spins will create a path for me to always follow after your murky steps, regardless of whatever underhanded schemes you pull!"

[Assassin of Kogu]

Assassin was well, sometimes really amused by his masters outburts. Other times, well he could really tell how foolish and how his master would get them killed. He was a pretty simple guy stuck in a situation where the pretty simple people tended to well, drop out first so to speak. Right now it was one of those moments where Assassin felt both amused and cringing at his masters conclusions and finally his actions.

You see, well Assassin was the kind of guy that did a lot of things. Heck, even some policing at one point and more than enough lawkeeping both the street and legal type of law enforcement. He knew how to investigate and well deduct reasonable conclusions. Because of this his master had asked him a few moments ago who would be likely to have stolen the heating whatever thing that keep the temperature nice and warm. Well it didn't take long for Assassin to draw a small list of possible people that benefited from this situation. Of course he planned to deduct and discount people as went down his list.

But well, Kogu was a pretty spontaneous. Assassin only managed to mutter one name, heck he didn't even manage to say why he could be a culprit and more importantly why he wasn't one. So Kogu watched his master run at full speed, from their dormitory to the school building and finally to the cafeteria where he in a rather surprising feat railed down on top of his halberd down the staircase. Well, at least his master could run, maybe that'll save them from the eventual storm.

It didn't take much to catch up to Kogu, but well Assassin wasn't fast enough and could only watch his master blunder into the cafeteria with the self righteousness that only he could have. So with a impish smile Assassin lit his decorated smoking pipe and began smoking inside the cafeteria, enjoying the sight but well not without worrying in what kind of pickle they have gotten involved.